Gags & Gifts
Doc Johnson Vivid Naked Girl Playing Cards
Add a little spice to your next poker night and use this naughty deck of nudies! This standard deck of playing cards is anything but the plain old four suits! The women pictured on these cards are in their birthday suits! Fully naked women bare it all so they can turn you on when you turn them over. They are sensual, seductive, and ready to go so your poker face may be a little harder to keep! They try to make eye contact but how long can you stare at their seductive faces before your eyes wander down lower? Our guess? Not very long, so enjoy the show! This deck features 52 different sexy women across the standard suits of Clubs, Diamonds, Hearts, and Spades, and two jokers. With the Vivid Girls playing cards, every card is a Wild Card!
Tax: $0.00 CADBJ Vouchers
Give a blowjob when he earns one. This single book of blowjob vouchers contains 10 individual coupons for enhanced BJ experiences (whipped cream in the kitchen morning surprise etc) that can be personalized for the giver and recipient. A fun gift for your lover for Valentine's Day a birthday or anniversary these BJ vouchers will have them laughing at first and moaning with pleasure when they redeem them! Fun book of unforgettable treats for your man... The perfect way to reward good (or very, very bad!) behaviour, these blowjob vouchers are a great way to have him eating out of the palm of your hand (or anywhere else, for that matter)! Give him a gift that lets him know you are eager to satisfy his every desire. When he is ready to redeem these coupons for some loving, you will be willing and eager to make him happy. Give him an amazing blow job, a sexy massage, a crazy quickie wherever he wants it, or a real rock and roll sex session. This is one gift he will not soon forget! This Voucher Entitles You To A: BLOWJOB with Whipped Cream, in the Kitchen while watching TV, first thing in the Morning, in the Car, in the Shower, in the Water, in the Woods, in a Parking Lot, or in an Elevator.
Tax: $0.00 CADSexual Fantasy Vouchers
Sexual fantasy vouchers 10 fantasies to spice up your sex life. If you and your partner need some sex inspiration give the gift of officially licensed Sexual Fantasy Vouchers! With 10 vouchers, you can get it on in ways that you never thought before. A fun gift for your lover for Valentine's Day a birthday or anniversary these Really Hot Sexual Treats vouchers will have them laughing at first and moaning with pleasure when they redeem them! Fun book of unforgettable treats for your man... The perfect way to reward good (or very, very bad!) behaviour, these vouchers are a great way to have him eating out of the palm of your hand (or anywhere else, for that matter)! Give these to your honey or keep them for yourself and trade them in. Each voucher is good for one of ten really hot sexual treats. Trade in more than one and have a party tonight! This saucy book of vouchers contains 10 fantasies to spice up your Sex Life! Each voucher is designed to look like a cheque, so you can fill out the details for who it is for and then present them with their special treat. Vouchers can be given by both men and women.
Tax: $0.00 CAD10 Bachelorette Challenges
The Bachelorette Challenges Booklet contains 10 dares that the bachelorette must do in order to become part of the Married Women association! Dares include finding a man wearing sandals with socks and kissing him and asking a man for a condom and blowing it up.These bachelorette party dares are best done at a bar because they will require the bride to interact with a number of men. Includes: 10 coupons
Tax: $0.00 CADPecker Inspector Badge
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You love inspecting peckers. This 2" X 3" metal badge can make you an official pecker inspector, which will enable you to inspect peckers without all the explaining. Just show your badge and request that the gentlemen please present their peckers. Threats of booking said gentlemen downtown for insubordination will hardly be necessary. Flash it quickly, and your badge might even get you a free donut down at the cafe!Tax: $0.00 CADHOT: Nude Male Playing Cards
A single deck of playing cards consisting of 54 different photos of sexy nude men. A perfect sex toyfor those kinky nights.
Tax: $0.00 CADPecker-shaped Envelope Opener
Next time you get a letter from some dick, reach for the only appropriate opener: the Pecker Envelope Opener. The plastic purple handle is in the shape of an actual penis, though not life-size. The prong is attached to a sturdy blade suitable for opening bills or love letters.
Tax: $0.00 CADSecretly Yours Feather Mask
Availabe in colours Black, Purple, Red, GoldThe Secretly Yours Series are a stunning collection of masks made from high-quality materials and designed for comfort with a sturdy elastic strap. Featuring a sturdy base, each intriguing design is adorned with a gorgeous fabric, and is accented with a luxurious mesh poof or a feather plume (depending on the style).Makes the perfect mask for your next party and adds a mysterious flare to any outfit.Tax: $0.00 CADSensual Escapade Gift Bag
Sensual Escapade Surprise Bag, has an assorment of sexy and playful accessoires. That will guarantee you and your partner a night to remember.
Includes:
Body chocolate
Massage candle
Chocolate spinner game
Artist brush
Blindfold
Sexy scratcher ticket for couple
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